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There Will Be Blood: Finally, An Easy Way To Write Letters In Blood To Your Exes!:
Finally, An Easy Way To Write Letters In Blood To Your Exes!
Am I the only one who has been frustrated by the dearth of writing instruments that are both comfortable and allow you to write in your own blood? I mean, how many confessions of undying affection have been botched for want of an adequate instrument to scrawl, in your own blood, in an even and steady flow 'I will never leave you'? Too often the script"